by a stylized hysteria on January 12, 2012
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A while back, I watched a horror movie called Frozen. It’s about 3 kids who get stuck in a chair lift after the ski resort has closed down for a long weekend. So, they’re stuck, like, 30 feet in the air and understandably freaked out. Then one of the guys decides to try and jump down to go for help. Dude jumps and attempts to land on his feet. Of course, he breaks both of his legs and his girlfriend and BFF are forced to watch him get eaten alive by wolves since he can’t run away. When I saw this, I thought “WTF? He’s so DUMB! Everyone knows when you’re falling, you should try to land flat instead of on your hands or feet.” Then I congratulated myself for being safe in bed and not being eaten alive by wolves. Fast forward to this week. I find the only patch of ice in Massachusetts (seriously, this is the mildest winter ever) and fall. hard. I try to catch myself with my left arm and end up with a fractured elbow. I now have a little sympathy for Mr. Jump and Land Feet First. But hey, at least there weren’t wolves around when I fell!
All of this is to say that I have no outfit posts this week. I’m healing quite well and can still type, but putting on clothes and doing my hair is a little difficult. but that’s okay. the Jason Wu for Target lookbook has been released. And it has cats. The collections are generally hit or miss with me; and that’s before seeing the (usually disappointing) fabrics in real life. But this collection has some lovely dresses, sweaters, and accessories. I might even line up for this release. As long as the line isn’t in a ski lift with ravenous wolves below me. No. You know what? I’d risk it. Especially for that striped dress and cat scarf!
You can see the whole collection on Target’s Facebook page.
by a stylized hysteria on November 27, 2011
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by a stylized hysteria on November 26, 2011
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At this time last week, I should have been in bed. I was actually in Boston, winding down after a failed shopping adventure at H&M. By now, I’m sure you’ve had your fill of Versace for H&M. I know I have. But since I didn’t get a DAMN THING, I figured I should at least share my advice for the next time around (if I ever dare to try it again)
My blow-by-blow (including video) of the morning is available at my twitter feed. My advice for those considering a big-name H&M collaboration? Do Not Do It (unless you are butt crazy in love with the clothing and need the pieces in your closet).
And if you feel that burning need deep inside? Get there early. Really fucking early. Lei Ann and i arrived 3 hours before opening and still were so far back in line we had slim pickings. The first ladies in line camped out at 8 am the previous morning. While that’s a bit much, if you want to ensure that you get a great spot in line, prepare to spend the night on the street. These collections require dedication.
Occupy H&M for we are the 99%...of crazy people
What else do you need to survive?
- a good, entertaining, and lively friend with you. If it wasn’t Lei Ann and our silly, fun conversations I would’ve said “fuck it” and left. And once Starbucks opens, one of you can make a coffee run without losing your place in line.
- a blanket. Even if it’s in the summertime, something to sit on will help. If it is wintertime, you need a fur trapper hat, warm boots (this is the only time I would ever suggest wearing uggs), and another blanket to wrap around yourself. I found myself wishing for a sleeping bag. Some people had actually tents (Occupy H&M, as Lei Ann said)!
- Entertainment. I would leave the computer at home (why risk something so big and expensive in a crowd of rabid shoppers?) but a phone with Facebook and twitter capabilities is a must, as you will want to distract yourself/share the ridiculousness of your task with the world. Books are a good choice too.
- Patience. I mean, duh. But once they start handing out bracelets (check Lei Ann’s post for the snazzy H&M system) and once people start getting in the store, manners become a thing of the past. Stay calm and resist the desire to go all Regan MacNeil on those loud girls trying to push you out of line.
H&M designer collaborations may bring out the worst in you
I really only wanted the pink suit from the men’s collection, but the H&M I went to never even got it in stock!
This would look SO much better on me
Lame. However, I took the whole adventure in stride. Until I got home and realized I had tinnitus in my left ear from the absurd speaker system they set up for the live DJ. So in a sense, I did get something from the collection- ear damage!
Would I do it again? For a designer I loved that came out with a great collection. Maybe. Lei Ann and i have already discussed tailgating if the Tom Ford for H&M collaboration ever comes to fruition.
by a stylized hysteria on October 17, 2011
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I finally replaced one of my favorite pairs of shoes: my black ankle boots. It’s bittersweet because um, hi, they are awesome looking. However, they barely survived two years (and that includes multiple repairs). I feel like boots should last way longer than two years- am I asking too much (ahem, Jeffrey Campbell)?
However, the newest members to my show family are just as awesome looking, more comfortable, and were on sale at Shopbop. Pretty much haven’t stopped wearing them since I got them.
Sam Edelman “Parley” Boots
by a stylized hysteria on September 13, 2011
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I spend a decent amount of time perusing Etsy, occasionally purchasing a little vintage shirt or some jewelry. I also spend time reading Regretsy, which never fails to make me laugh (especially the comments). Anyway, Regretsy led me to the greatest craft item ever made in the history of craftmaking. Once I saw it, I knew it had to be mine. Kind of like seeing your soul mate. Or a hot guy not wearing a wedding ring who looks like trouble.
I never saw myself owning a cross-stitch but I think you can understand the appeal. And I have to fawn over the seller, La Dorkay Vida. She made this as a custom order, responded to my emails ridiculously fast, and is both hilarious and charming. Definitely check out her store, and Dorkay Vida, if you’re reading this- I think we’d make a great duo, traveling the country and offending people together. Just you know, sleep on it.
