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		<title>I Felt Like a Winner!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 19:42:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Thursday night, The Swapaholics hosted a swap in Downtown Crossing. After getting some really nice pieces from the previous swap, I was beyond excited to attend again! This time the swap was much smaller (200 people as compared to the 400 who went during Boston Fashion Week), the space was much bigger, and there [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>On Thursday night, <a href="http://theswapaholics.com/" target="_blank">The Swapaholics</a> hosted a swap in Downtown Crossing. After getting some really nice pieces from the previous swap, I was beyond excited to attend again! This time the swap was much smaller (200 people as compared to the 400 who went during Boston Fashion Week), the space was much bigger, and there were fitting rooms to try on the goods. I covered the swap for <a href="http://www.newbrahmin.com/" target="_blank">New Brahmin</a> and went in early to get photos of the clothes before the carnage.<br />
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Look at everything, lined up and pretty!<br />
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<p>I know what Chloe kitten is wearing for Halloween next year!</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>I also got shots of my favorite Boston bloggers.</p>
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<p>That&#8217;s Punky aka Amy Chase and Melissa Massello, the founders of <a href="http://theswapaholics.com/wordpress/" target="_blank">The Swapaholics</a>. Chloe kitten has Amy to thank for her new outfit!</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<p>Stephanie of <a href="http://www.prettyfashionable.com/" target="_blank">Pretty.Fashionable.</a> is literally elated about her new jeans. I was making the same face about her teeny waist.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<p>Julie O&#8217;Boyle of <a href="http://orchidgrey.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Orchard Grey</a> and her man. It takes a lot of self-restraint to keep from stroking her hair whenever I see her. It&#8217;s amazing, right?</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/astylizedhysteria/5189226015/" title="Picture1 118 by a stylized hysteria, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4132/5189226015_6b77cbf662_b.jpg" width="524" height="350" alt="Picture1 118" /></a><br />
Holly from <a href="http://covetouscreatures.com/" target="_blank">Covetous Creatures</a>, Amy, Cassie from <a href="http://mysecretboston.com/" target="_blank">My Secret Boston</a>, and Julie. Cassie graciously passed on a pair of awesome jeans to me after trying them on.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<p>There&#8217;s Marissa from <a href="http://thewellappointedcatwalk.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">The Well-Appointed Catwalk</a>, Becca from <a href="http://freehoney.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Free Honey</a>, some weird chick in the middle, Katy from <a href="http://modlychic.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Modly Chic</a>, and Stephanie. Becca and Marissa are officially my Boston fashion event buddies- they are always up for a fun night out and a drink or two! ♥</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>While I was photographing the goods, I spotted two Rodarte for Target dresses that I wanted but by the time I got in for the actual swap they were long gone. But don&#8217;t worry, I managed to get some cool things. Okay, I&#8217;m being modest- I am love with everything I brought home! I got a pair of Helmut Lang skinny jeans, a neon green Helmut Lang tee, a pair of Dolce Vita platform heels, a white Celine jacket, a white J.Crew safari shirt, and a few nice work shirts. Expect to see all my new goodies pop up in upcoming outfit posts!</p>
<p>Now, there is one more amazing piece I brought home. I loved it so much that I had to try it on at the swap. But that big reveal will come at a later date&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Some People Think We’re Stupid But We’re Not</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 00:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>a stylized hysteria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This outfit is from last week, or maybe even the week before. Definitely an attempt to make my boss happy and wear business casual. I may or may not have twirled around in my office when no one was looking. In other news, now that it&#8217;s getting colder Chloe kitten has started cuddling with me [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Picture1 002 by a stylized hysteria, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/astylizedhysteria/5122874637/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1386/5122874637_d0b2f3aaf8_b.jpg" alt="business casual outfit full skirt" width="548" height="819" /></a></p>
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<p>This outfit is from last week, or maybe even the week before. Definitely an attempt to make my boss happy and wear business casual. I may or may not have twirled around in my office when no one was looking.</p>
<p>In other news, now that it&#8217;s getting colder Chloe kitten has started cuddling with me at respectable hour. No more booty calls for me! As a friend on twitter said, I&#8217;m on my way to being the main chick.<br />
&nbsp;<br />
tshirt- Lord &#038; Taylor<br />
shirt- Express<br />
dress- J.Crew<br />
tights- H&#038;M<br />
shoes- Zara<br />
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<p>Listening to&#8230; &#8220;XR2&#8243; by M.I.A.</p>
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		<title>Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 01:14:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>a stylized hysteria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I have had a hell of a day. It&#8217;s like I spent the evening wrangling cats. Oh wait&#8230; I did. Yesterday, I visited the shelter where I got Chloe kitten and fell in love with another cat. So now I have two cats who really don&#8217;t like each other. And now I am outnumbered [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Well, I have had a hell of a day. It&#8217;s like I spent the evening wrangling cats. Oh wait&#8230; I did. Yesterday, I visited the shelter where I got Chloe kitten and fell in love with another cat. So now I have two cats who really don&#8217;t like each other. And now I am outnumbered by cats.</p>
<p>Meet Calliope!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="31821_397759077484_798767484_4081243_3520343_n by a stylized hysteria, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/astylizedhysteria/4602669418/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1339/4602669418_d95db56060_o.jpg" alt="31821_397759077484_798767484_4081243_3520343_n" width="326" height="435" /></a></p>
<p>She&#8217;s a total cuddlebug. She contorts herself in the most awkward ways just to get her head rubbed.</p>
<p>Now on to the clothes! I won this shirt on ebay and find it perfect to throw on for work when I&#8217;ve worn jeans and funky tops too many days in a row and my boss is giving me the evil eye. The shoes are new- part of my never-ending parade of recent purchases. I wonder if the cat counts as a recent purchase? hmmm&#8230;.</p>
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<p>Close-up of new shoes and socks.</p>
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<p>&nbsp;<br />
shirt- diane von fursternberg<br />
jeans- martin &amp; osa<br />
shoes- urban outfitters<br />
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Listening to&#8230; &#8220;Dear Jessie&#8221; by Madonna. I dare you to listen to this song and not smile</p>
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		<title>Because the best little secrets are kept and you’re my best little secret yet</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 13:42:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>a stylized hysteria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yawn. I&#8217;m usually in bed by 10:30 (don&#8217;t laugh) but when a girlfriend I haven&#8217;t seen in two years comes to town, well, I stay up. And I spend the next day yawning and mainlining starbucks. Yum! On another note, Sunday was Chloe Cat&#8217;s 1 yr. birthday! She enjoyed some fish and new toys and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Yawn. I&#8217;m usually in bed by 10:30 (don&#8217;t laugh) but when a girlfriend I haven&#8217;t seen in two years comes to town, well, I stay up. And I spend the next day yawning and mainlining starbucks. Yum!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">On another note, Sunday was Chloe Cat&#8217;s 1 yr. birthday! She enjoyed some fish and new toys and bug killing. All in all, a great day for her.<br />
When I first brought her home:<br />
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<p style="text-align: center;">And now:<br />
<a title="Showgirl by a stylized hysteria, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/astylizedhysteria/4315269656/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4055/4315269656_0038303f05_m.jpg" alt="Showgirl" width="240" height="160" /></a></p>
<p>I miss her little shaved belly- so cute! Now onto the clothes!</p>
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<p>&nbsp;<br />
jeans- gap, studded by me<br />
shirt- forgot, sorry!<br />
boots- sam edelman<br />
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Listening to&#8230; &#8220;Pledge of Allegiance&#8221; by Louis XIV</p>
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		<title>We think you’re a joke shove your hope where it don’t shine</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 14:55:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>a stylized hysteria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally debuting my Sam Edelman Zoe boots. I realize at this point they are so ubiquitous that if someone were to put together a fashion blogger welcome package they would be the first item in the bag, along with a pair of wayfarers, denim shorts, and ripped black tights. But I&#8217;ve admired them for years [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Finally debuting my Sam Edelman Zoe boots. I realize at this point they are so ubiquitous that if someone were to put together a fashion blogger welcome package they would be the first item in the bag, along with a pair of wayfarers, denim shorts, and ripped black tights. But I&#8217;ve admired them for years and managed to snag them on sale and I will wear them without irony. Well, maybe with an ironic smirk.</p>
<p>I got more than a few stares in them, which I expected. Most women in Boston wear heels that are work appropriate and under 5&#8243;. These boots don&#8217;t exactly fit that criteria. I held my head high and strutted through town, feeling like a 5&#8217;11&#8243; glamazon. Until I stumbled and nearly broke my ankle. Ah, good times.</p>
<p>I am declaring this weekend &#8220;internetz free.&#8221; My mind feels like a rubber band about to snap from constant over-stimulation. Last night, I parked on my couch and spent hours clicking onto random websites, barely paying attention to what I was seeing. Falling asleep was even more of a shit show. So I&#8217;m unplugging my laptop and hiding it and the end of the night and it&#8217;s not coming back on until Sunday night. Should be awesome. I wonder if I&#8217;ll get the computer-geek equivalent of the crackhead shake? (if unfamiliar, youtube Dave Chappelle. trust me.)</p>
<p>There are a few more pictures than normal- I wanted to show off my bracelets and I finally got enough light to show my blue highlights a bit better.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="DSC_3696 by a stylized hysteria, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/astylizedhysteria/4462999393/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2676/4462999393_1702f0929e_b.jpg" alt="DSC_3696" width="394" height="590" /></a></p>
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<p>How much does Chloe Kitten look like a creepster right here? &#8220;Oh hai, young girl. I got some candy and catnip under the couch waiting for us. Don&#8217;t tell your mom. meow&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="DSC_3708 by a stylized hysteria, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/astylizedhysteria/4463002501/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4014/4463002501_285129e3b3_b.jpg" alt="DSC_3708" width="329" height="491" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;<br />
blazer- j.crew<br />
dress- target<br />
boots- sam edelman<br />
&nbsp;<br />
&nbsp;<br />
Listening to&#8230; &#8220;Shuv&#8221; by Santigold</p>
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		<title>I’m a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of napalm</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 01:44:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>a stylized hysteria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Years ago, I bought a t-shirt from Wet Seal (remember that place? I worked there for years. embarrassing fact #1) that had the words Search and Destroy emblazoned on the front in silver. The skinny hipster (before it really caught on) in my English class asked if I was a fan of the song. He [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Years ago, I bought a t-shirt from Wet Seal (remember that place? I worked there for years. embarrassing fact #1) that had the words Search and Destroy emblazoned on the front in silver. The skinny hipster (before it really caught on) in my English class asked if I was a fan of the song. He was pretty cute, despite the unwashed hair, so I said &#8220;Oh yeah, it&#8217;s awesome.&#8221; I had no idea what he was talking about. I finally heard the song last year and I was right- it is awesome. Anyway&#8230;</p>
<p>My outfit today isn&#8217;t especially Iggy Pop-esque. And my jeans are too tight. All my jeans are a little too tight these days. But it&#8217;s okay- I was tired of eating food anyway.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Picture 010 by a stylized hysteria, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/astylizedhysteria/4459849037/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2726/4459849037_cc253e062c_b.jpg" alt="Picture 010" width="395" height="590" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Picture 006 by a stylized hysteria, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/astylizedhysteria/4459846987/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4033/4459846987_cbf7aa97e3_b.jpg" alt="Picture 006" width="395" height="590" /></a></p>
<p>Chloe kitten was woken up from a nap and not in the mood to pose for the camera. Such a diva.<br />
&nbsp;<br />
vest- topshop<br />
shirt- j.crew<br />
jeans- 18th amendment</p>
<p>ps- that lil&#8217; Sam Edelman box in the corner? You&#8217;ve seen these shoes on everyone else, but I finally got a pair. And I&#8217;m wearing them tomorrow!<br />
&nbsp;<br />
&nbsp;<br />
Listening to&#8230; &#8220;Search and Destroy&#8221; by Iggy Pop</p>
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		<title>In a time of chipmanzees I was a monkey</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:25:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>a stylized hysteria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing like listening to tracks from the nineties while at work. Now that the weather is nice, I have nothing to complain about, and therefore, nothing to write about. So, uh, here are some outfits! oh yeah, I put blue streaks in my hair. It&#8217;s pretty subtle, but makes me feel bad-ass and I already [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Nothing like listening to tracks from the nineties while at work. Now that the weather is nice, I have nothing to complain about, and therefore, nothing to write about. So, uh, here are some outfits!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="DSC_3545 by a stylized hysteria, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/astylizedhysteria/4438481061/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4029/4438481061_ef3ef54da2_b.jpg" alt="DSC_3545" width="445" height="664" /></a></p>
<p>oh yeah, I put blue streaks in my hair. It&#8217;s pretty subtle, but makes me feel bad-ass and I already want to add more!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="DSC_3555 by a stylized hysteria, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/astylizedhysteria/4439279830/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4038/4439279830_e4335eec4a_b.jpg" alt="DSC_3555" width="445" height="664" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;<br />
sweater- h&amp;m<br />
dress- geren ford<br />
tights- plush<br />
oxfords- nine west</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="DSC_3595 by a stylized hysteria, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/astylizedhysteria/4441915446/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2709/4441915446_5fa4edf923_b.jpg" alt="DSC_3595" width="445" height="664" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="DSC_3593 by a stylized hysteria, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/astylizedhysteria/4441137615/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4004/4441137615_8d8bf7665f_b.jpg" alt="DSC_3593" width="445" height="664" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;<br />
dress (as a shirt)- zara<br />
skirt- h&amp;m<br />
shoes- jeffrey campbell<br />
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&nbsp;<br />
Listening to&#8230; &#8220;Loser&#8221; by Beck</p>
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		<title>I Can’t Use What I Can’t Abuse. and i can’t stop when it comes to you.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 21:10:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>a stylized hysteria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like so many others, I am desperate for warm weather and the opportunity to start wearing my summer clothes again. So I&#8217;m stuck layering for now. Part one: pretty shirt. feels like spring. except for the goosebumps on my arms. Part two: despite my animal print, I am truly a delicate flower. part three: I&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Like so many others, I am desperate for warm weather and the opportunity to start wearing my summer clothes again. So I&#8217;m stuck layering for now.</p>
<p>Part one: pretty shirt. feels like spring. except for the goosebumps on my arms.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Picture 351 by a stylized hysteria, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/astylizedhysteria/4426835259/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4050/4426835259_565b73dc77_b.jpg" alt="Picture 351" width="450" height="590" /></a></p>
<p>Part two: despite my animal print, I am truly a delicate flower.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Picture 345 by a stylized hysteria, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/astylizedhysteria/4426832219/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4055/4426832219_db090a5b70_b.jpg" alt="Picture 345" width="469" height="590" /></a></p>
<p>part three: I&#8217;ve finally accepted the fact that it&#8217;s not yet spring.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Picture 335 by a stylized hysteria, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/astylizedhysteria/4427590418/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2761/4427590418_1fd398135a_b.jpg" alt="Picture 335" width="470" height="590" /></a></p>
<p>part four: my favorite cold weather accessory for keeping my neck warm.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Picture 330 by a stylized hysteria, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/astylizedhysteria/4426825163/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2733/4426825163_35c324da6e_b.jpg" alt="Picture 330" width="470" height="590" /></a><br />
&nbsp;<br />
blazer- zara<br />
cardigan- j.crew<br />
shirt- don&#8217;t remember<br />
jeans- martin &amp; osa<br />
oxfords- steve madden<br />
scarf/neckwarmer- chloe kitten<br />
&nbsp;<br />
&nbsp;<br />
Listening to&#8230; &#8220;Vow&#8221; by Garbage</p>
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		<title>Hey remember that time we decided to kiss anywhere except the mouth</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:05:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>a stylized hysteria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not really loving my outfit, but it was the best I could muster after waking up to an overcast, rainy sky. Again. Just a little sun, man. That&#8217;s all I&#8217;m asking. And how was your weekend? Chloe kitten had a playdate. It did not bode well for her playmate that she is twice his [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p style="text-align: left;">I&#8217;m not really loving my outfit, but it was the best I could muster after waking up to an overcast, rainy sky. Again. Just a little sun, man. That&#8217;s all I&#8217;m asking.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">And how was your weekend? Chloe kitten had a playdate. It did not bode well for her playmate that she is twice his size. It was amusing watching her bop him in the head <em>every time</em> he walked by her.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">
<p style="text-align: left;">I went to a dance class on Saturday. Street Funk, thank you very much. I was next to this guy who was absolutely <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">terrible</span> new at dancing and it kept throwing me off. Does that happen to other people?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="DSC_3231 by a stylized hysteria, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/astylizedhysteria/4399099779/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4030/4399099779_334350aa5f_b.jpg" alt="DSC_3231" width="479" height="717" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">
top- LF<br />
skirt- H&amp;M<br />
Boots- Jeffrey Campbell</p>
<p>&nbsp;<br />
&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Listening to &#8220;That Time&#8221; by Regina Spektor</p>
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		<title>Guess You Go Too Far When Pianos Try to be Guitars</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:24:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>a stylized hysteria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t stop wearing this top. LOVE IT. I &#8220;borrowed&#8221; it from my mom ages ago and&#8230; she&#8217;s not getting it back. Sorry mom! &#160; &#160; &#160; Remember my aversion to business clothes? Apparently, Chloe Kitten has no problem with them. She&#8217;s quite happy in proper business attire. Yes, my girl cat is wearing a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p style="text-align: left;">I can&#8217;t stop wearing this top. LOVE IT. I &#8220;borrowed&#8221; it from my mom ages ago and&#8230; she&#8217;s not getting it back. Sorry mom!</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="DSC_2997 by a stylized hysteria, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/astylizedhysteria/4360926580/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4052/4360926580_7f84fd66d2_b.jpg" alt="DSC_2997" width="482" height="721" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a title="38/365 by a stylized hysteria, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/astylizedhysteria/4360177631/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4040/4360177631_af825d7e5d_b.jpg" alt="38/365" width="493" height="737" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Remember my aversion to business clothes? Apparently, Chloe Kitten has no problem with them. She&#8217;s quite happy in proper business attire.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Yes, my girl cat is wearing a necktie. I think it&#8217;s quite chic, with a vintage vibe <img src='http://www.astylizedhysteria.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">shirt- mommy</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">jeans- Gap</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">belt- vintage</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">shoes- Steve Madden</p>
<p>&nbsp;<br />
&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Listening to&#8230; &#8220;Northen Lad&#8221; by Tori Amos</p>
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