You’re a Virgin Who Can’t Drive

by a stylized hysteria on July 22, 2011

in Random

My friend Holly alerted me to the fact that 16 years ago, to the week, Clueless was unleashed on the world. And every teenage girl who grew up watching John Hughes movies suddenly had a movie that spoke to them. I mean, us. Let’s face it, if you’re around my age, you loved this movie. You LOVED this movie. Like me, you probably started talking like Cher and Dionne, shopping at Contempo Casuals, and wishing for a supercool gay friend to go shopping with. And her computer program that put her outfits together? I’m still waiting for that to be real!!

In celebration, here are a few of my favorite images and quotes.

 

 Remember Cher’s feathered pens? I had quite the collection of pens just like hers.

 

 Plaid and knee-high socks and mini backpacks. Oh, yes, I jumped on this trend too.

 

“Okay, so you’re probably going, “Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?” But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.”


“Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.”

 

“Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.”

 

This was absolutely my favorite outfit in the entire movie!

 

“Christian said he’d call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.”

 

Coincidence that crop tops are back in style? I think not!

 

“Do you prefer “fashion victim” or “ensembly challenged”?

“Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.”


“This is where Dionne lives. She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like for people to be jealous of us.”

  • http://www.astylizedhysteria.com A Stylized Hysteria

    I think she turned into a super-vegan hippie and pretty much stopped acting. Cher would be *so* disappointed!

  • http://www.LikeFreshLaundry.com Natalie

    Best movie ever! I’ve seen it 100 times but it just never gets old. Whatever happened to Alicia Silverstone?

  • Anonymous

    Maybe our next little weeknight gathering should involve a Clueless viewing and movie theater popcorn… Y/N?

  • http://twitter.com/silvrgurl brett

    i adore this movie and actual caught it the first time with my kids watching with their friends
    had to go rent it for myself, couldn’t hang out with them and watch it
    so many good lines
    it is now that movie that no matter what i am doing if it is on tv i have to stop and watch it, doesn’t matter that i own it and can watch without commercials lol
    brett

  • http://thebostonfashionista.com/ Kristen

    Rollin’ with the Homies!!!!

  • http://clandestinechic.com Sheena

    I LOVED Clueless when it first came out and I still watch it periodically. 

    Mini-backpacks need to make a comeback.  They were fierce back in the day. 

  • http://www.thewishfulnals.com wishful nals

    wow! sixteen years?! how is that even possible. one of the best movies of all time. oh yeah.

  • http://www.laviejaime.com Jaime @ La vie…J’aime

    ha i love this post! i had about 10 feathered pens… lol ;)  nice to see you tonight!!

  • http://www.myedit.blogspot.com jentine

    What the hell is that? A Dress. Says who? Calvin klein.
    That was good shit.

  • http://www.asiancajuns.com Asiancajuns (Cath)

    oh my goodness, this makes me feel so old. Was it really 16 years ago? Clueless and Bridget Jones are great updates of Jane Austen classics – I love them.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GA4S3O3AWODUCUWXESQWJCLVVQ Sing

    Love this movie!  The fashion, the quotes, every last bit.

  • http://brileeo.blogspot.com Brianne

    “Was I the only one listening?  I thought it reeked.
    No I believe that’s your designer imposter perfume.”  One of the best movies of all time :)

  • Aglimpseofglamour

    LOVE this post. i am totally, butt crazy in love with this post.
    haha

    xo
    sami

  • http://www.agirlinboston.com Lissy

    OMG, classic!  “Who needs to learn to parallel park when everywhere you go has valet??”   “It’s an Alaia.  An a-what-a? It’s like a totally important designer”.  “Cher, what are you wearing?  It’s a dress.  Says who?  Calvin Klein”

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